“So he went over to my side and I did the stereotypical white person thing where I put my arm up around his waist but uhm, after I did that for half a second Michael turned around and got on one knee and that’s when I started crying.”
“Do I want a ham and cheese hot pocket? I don’t know, uh, do I like breathing? YEAH I WANT A FUCKING HAM AND CHEESE HOT POCKET! GET ME A FUCKING BEER WITH IT BITCH.”
Totally me when trying to come up with nicknames and saying bye.
yo if you’ve ever introduced me to a band that i proceeded to fall in love with (like even if i saw it on your blog and decided to listen to it) you should know that i feel forever indebted to you, and i (probably) haven’t forgotten and if i ever win the lottery or a gift card to the post office or something i’d send you all personalized thank you notes
Instead of moaning, inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.
Manchester Orchestra - April Fool
Oh yeah„ totally appropriate :)
- — The truth is, is that, ever since Santana left, you're the only person who makes me smile.
- — I am pretty non-stop hilarious.
- — You make me happy, Sam. And I don’t want to waste any more time not smiling at your hilariousness.
- — What about the lesbian blogger community?
- — They’re not going to like it. But the way I figure is that, they know they’re my sisters. And love is love.
- And they kiss. [...]
- — I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.
- — ~Brittany laughs~
- Back into Glee again... Goddamn all the feels.
- Brittany is still my favorite character though. And I love seeing her happy