Once in a while I’ll see a popular post talking about how the person loses interest in a youtube video after 30 seconds…meanwhile I’m sitting here in the Achievement Hunter fandom like
We don’t even get bored after a two hour video either we’re the chosen ones or everyone else’s YouTube watching game is weak
My parents always wonder why there’s lyrics on the pizza boxes when I order pizza, lolll. #MatchboxTwenty
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
Jesse Lacey of Brand New and Andy Hull of Manchester Orchestra. Dreams really do come true.
that’s fucking hardcore
The 6 commandments of Kurt Cobain
Look at my arm right there. You see that? I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese… ” And now I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendan, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.